That Time I Was Constipated For 4 Months...

Hey, I'm Chris and here's my horrible constipation story...

Let’s not beat around the bush here. Being constipated sucks. When you can’t poop, you can’t think about anything else besides well…the fact that you haven’t dropped a log in weeks. You almost feel inhuman. Pooping is a basic human right (it’s gotta be in the declaration of independence somewhere…) and when you can’t poop, the world just seems a little more bleak.

My story with constipation is pretty classic. My case was considered chronic (over three weeks). I was constipated for about 4 months. You heard that right…4 months. Excreting only a few tiny, hard, black pellets every 5 days or so.

I felt tired all the time, it felt like there was a huge weight in my stomach holding me down. I was getting pain in my abdomen which only added to the general malaise of it all.

The bloating and heaviness going on in my stomach area even started to restrict my breathing and caused a burning in my throat which I later discovered was acid reflux. I stopped exercising and spent a lot of time laying on my back, thinking…all I wanna do is poop. I was dreaming of that sweet release.

I started to ask around. Yes, I was at a point where the need to release trumped the embarrassment of it all. Everyone was giving me the same advice…”have you tried drinking a lot of water?”….YES…”have you tried drinking a lot of coffee?”…YES…I started to think that none of my friends have ever really, “truly” been constipated before. Their constipation cures were weak as hell. 

I was at my wits end. What’s wrong with me!? Why can’t I poop like a normal person!?

I was getting pretty tired of this BS or should I say…lack thereof, so I did what any other first-world living, resourceful millennial would do. I Googled “constipation cures”.

I tried everything. 500 billion strain probiotics, sauerkraut, cutting out all dairy, cutting out all grains, over-the-counter laxatives, drinking 1 gallon of water per day, abdominal massage, squatting over the toilet, castor oil, psyllium husk powder, eating blended soup for 3 days, yoga poses for constipation…hypnosis for constipation, chia seeds, magnesium powder, high-dose vitamin C, senna tea, prunes…nothing worked.

I was at my wits end. What’s wrong with me!? Why can’t I poop like a normal person!?

I knew that drinking water was considered to be the most popular and effective of all the constipation cures out there…but despite all of my attempts to stay hydrated, I still didn’t feel that immediate relief that was promised to me on all the articles I read on the internet. Then I discovered a different, more effective way of hydrating myself which ended up being the key to my eventual pooping success. 

I couldn’t believe it…after 2 days on this protocol, I did it. I cured my constipation. What came out after two days was the most wonderful poop of my life. I never thought I would be so excited about pooping, but here I was, on the toilet, jazzed out of my mind. 

After 4 months of pain, discomfort, depression, all those trips to the health food store and wasting my money on bogus constipation cures…I finally got my sweet release, using a cheap, natural, 2-day method.

I couldn’t believe that after reading all of these articles and lists and e-books about constipation, there was nothing like this out there. Why don’t people know about this!? I told my friend that we had to get this out there somehow. It’s a basic human right to poop (look it up) and I’ll be damned if anyone has to live their life…backed up.

Although I knew how valuable this information was to me at the time, I didn’t want to put a huge price tag on this. This e-book isn’t for an exclusive club of high-brow poopers. No. I want EVERYONE to be able to afford a fast, cheap and effective cure for their constipation, which is why we are lowering the price to only $7.99. That’s right. $7.99. I’m sure you’ve spent $7.99 before on something you didn’t need…Like a bag a psyllium husks that only made your constipation worse! 

We want this cure to be accessible to everyone.

So what are you waiting for?

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We've created a full-color, easy to follow e-book that will guide you through the process of relieving your constipation in only 2 days. It is my genuine hope that you get to experience that moment of release that I did back when I discovered this natural method.

"I've been constipated for years and it was only until my friend said that pooping once a week wasn't normal that I began to search for ways to get rid of my chronic constipation. This is when I came across the 2-day method. It's become my go-to method to relieve constipation. "

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